im drinking this country out of the recession.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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