I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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