After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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