just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I need moral support for this bender
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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