when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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