just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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