Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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