i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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