you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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