I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
