Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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