Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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