I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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