why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She even gives head with a lisp.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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