I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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