no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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