It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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