Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
