it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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