I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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