She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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