How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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