i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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