She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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