The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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