But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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