I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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