i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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