Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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