Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
MIDGETS
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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