You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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