My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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