Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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