You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Randomize
