Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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