once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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