tell your sister to shave her snatch
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
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I need you to use more vowels.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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