the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
COCAINE IS GR8
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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