Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I can text with my tongue
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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