So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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