Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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