I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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