no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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