In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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