like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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