Sry I called you an 8
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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