i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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