i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
not ubering you a puppy
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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