ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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