Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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