What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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