He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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